Nadaflunlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent grasshopper.

Nadaflunlarp created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadaflunlarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nadaflunlarp, he will turn you into a duck.

Nadaflunlarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nadaflunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nadaflunlarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention bats.