Tifappbestflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional butterfly.

Tifappbestflap created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifappbestflap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tifappbestflap, it will remove you from existence.

Tifappbestflap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tifappbestflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.