Madhamhin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing chinchilla.

Madhamhin created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madhamhin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madhamhin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Madhamhin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Madhamhin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. You must pray to Madhamhin four times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Do not make images of living things.