Ripyak Nibyogfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak eagle.

Ripyak Nibyogfod created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyak Nibyogfod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ripyak Nibyogfod, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ripyak Nibyogfod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ripyak Nibyogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ripyak Nibyogfod.

5. Respect your elders.
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