Lighubflis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing wyrm.

Lighubflis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Lighubflis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lighubflis, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lighubflis' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lighubflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing shirts.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.