Raprawgof is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate jackal.

Raprawgof created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raprawgof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raprawgof, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Raprawgof's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Raprawgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. You must love Raprawgof.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing gray shirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.