Tarsathap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate ferret.

Tarsathap created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarsathap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarsathap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tarsathap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tarsathap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never hop near hamsters.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Put Tarsathap first in all things.
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