Bastgunlop is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish
spider.
Bastgunlop created matter three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastgunlop, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bastgunlop, she will cry a lot.
Bastgunlop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Bastgunlop's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. You must pray to Bastgunlop five times a day.
3. Do not speak about tomatoes.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never mention otters.