Fat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Fat created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fat, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fat.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never feed lots of rice to goats while wearing fawn corsets.