Mig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Mig created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed bananas to snakes while wearing purple jumpers.