Latflabjab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient cobra.

Latflabjab created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latflabjab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latflabjab, he will manifest in front of you.

Latflabjab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Latflabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Latflabjab's priests.

5. Latflabjab must be the most important thing in your life.