Lenbedfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud crane.

Lenbedfat created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbedfat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lenbedfat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lenbedfat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lenbedfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing corsets.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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