Hinminjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful lobster.

Hinminjin created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinminjin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hinminjin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hinminjin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hinminjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
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