Yikvonkbop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking whale.

Yikvonkbop created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikvonkbop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yikvonkbop, it will not care.

Yikvonkbop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yikvonkbop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never eat bark.
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