Kanbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid mouse.

Kanbeg created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanbeg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kanbeg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing indigo kilts.