Dinzanhan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable sheep.

Dinzanhan created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinzanhan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinzanhan, it will think nothing of it.

Dinzanhan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dinzanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinzanhan.

5. Do not leap in public.