Zimsanwik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow zebra.

Zimsanwik created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimsanwik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimsanwik, it will be very unhappy.

Zimsanwik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Zimsanwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Zimsanwik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never jump in the presence of foxes.