Narltamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident aardvark.

Narltamcub created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltamcub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narltamcub, he will not invite you to parties.

Narltamcub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Narltamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Narltamcub loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.