Fomflabgad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful donkey.

Fomflabgad created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomflabgad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomflabgad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fomflabgad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fomflabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.