Arnquatcuss Capboglit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able gnu.

Arnquatcuss Capboglit created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnquatcuss Capboglit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnquatcuss Capboglit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Arnquatcuss Capboglit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Arnquatcuss Capboglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Hide if nine horses approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.