Bomspagdod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent coyote.

Bomspagdod created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bomspagdod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bomspagdod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bomspagdod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bomspagdod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always help sick goats.