Pomsising is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust pig.

Pomsising created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomsising, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pomsising, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomsising's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pomsising's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. You must pray to Pomsising five times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pomsising.

5. Always stare at clouds.