Cunflatmumsig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain clam.

Cunflatmumsig created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunflatmumsig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunflatmumsig, she will not care at all.

Cunflatmumsig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cunflatmumsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Cunflatmumsig's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt sharks.