Latlenfun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional hippopotamus.

Latlenfun created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlenfun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latlenfun, she will turn you into a slug.

Latlenfun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Latlenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Latlenfun first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to music.