Nillarpgil is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid camel.

Nillarpgil created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillarpgil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillarpgil, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nillarpgil's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nillarpgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Nillarpgil must be the most important thing in your life.