Gudcibquam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless turtle.

Gudcibquam created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcibquam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudcibquam, she will laugh at you.

Gudcibquam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gudcibquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Never skip in holy places.