Taldab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful duck.

Taldab created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taldab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Taldab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Taldab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Taldab loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from orange swans for they are unholy.