Stragjabkap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented jackal.

Stragjabkap created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjabkap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragjabkap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stragjabkap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stragjabkap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stragjabkap.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never think about optics near birds while wearing purple shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

5. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.