Vabkamstig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful dragonfly.

Vabkamstig created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabkamstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabkamstig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vabkamstig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vabkamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vabkamstig first in all things.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vabkamstig on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear jumpers.