Jarnmanjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable giraffe.

Jarnmanjarn created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmanjarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jarnmanjarn, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jarnmanjarn's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jarnmanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed turnips to tapirs while wearing shirts.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about black holes.