Fedvadomin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental lion.

Fedvadomin created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvadomin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedvadomin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fedvadomin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fedvadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fedvadomin.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about special relativity near birds while wearing turquoise tights and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

5. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.