Veenbessgab Ranrutbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited crow.

Veenbessgab Ranrutbap created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbessgab Ranrutbap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veenbessgab Ranrutbap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veenbessgab Ranrutbap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Veenbessgab Ranrutbap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Veenbessgab Ranrutbap.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if three snakes approach from the west.