Nulldagbast is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous hare.

Nulldagbast created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulldagbast, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulldagbast, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nulldagbast's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nulldagbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to frogs while wearing cyan shoes.

4. You must pray to Nulldagbast nine times a day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.