Hottofkiklik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable wolf.

Hottofkiklik created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hottofkiklik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hottofkiklik, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hottofkiklik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hottofkiklik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never sing near manatees.

5. You must love Hottofkiklik.