Mutriplop Rigbatlip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent raven.

Mutriplop Rigbatlip created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutriplop Rigbatlip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutriplop Rigbatlip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mutriplop Rigbatlip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mutriplop Rigbatlip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mutriplop Rigbatlip on top of all buildings.