Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome jackal.

Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam, he will destroy your home planet.

Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fenpommin Tailnurtrip Pinpasjam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never paint your chest pink.