Bissjenmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awesome wombat.

Bissjenmot created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissjenmot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bissjenmot, it will ignore you.

Bissjenmot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bissjenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from yellow whales for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about cherries.