Boddanyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty bee.

Boddanyatt created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Boddanyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boddanyatt, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Boddanyatt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Boddanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.