Kamgiggen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering hedgehog.

Kamgiggen created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamgiggen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kamgiggen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kamgiggen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kamgiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Never look in ponds.