Tommum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unjust chinchilla.

Tommum created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tommum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tommum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tommum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tommum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.