Arflogvengun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive elephant.

Arflogvengun created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Arflogvengun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arflogvengun, she will turn you into a goat.

Arflogvengun's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Arflogvengun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Arflogvengun's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about sharks.