Kamingkiktig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing shark.

Kamingkiktig created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamingkiktig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamingkiktig, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kamingkiktig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kamingkiktig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep six sharks in a large pit.

4. You must pray to Kamingkiktig five times a day.

5. Always wear orange.