Tafyogpark is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing dolphin.

Tafyogpark created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafyogpark, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tafyogpark, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tafyogpark's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tafyogpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Tafyogpark must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.