Cedmobcam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident tortoise.

Cedmobcam created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Cedmobcam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedmobcam, it will turn you into a tree.

Cedmobcam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cedmobcam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.