Dinbuddan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying squirrel.

Dinbuddan created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbuddan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinbuddan, it will think nothing of it.

Dinbuddan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dinbuddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to swans while wearing mauve boots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never jump in the presence of mice.