Zodlathubminhun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering crow.

Zodlathubminhun created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlathubminhun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodlathubminhun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zodlathubminhun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zodlathubminhun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.