Nibnutjig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, generous ferret.

Nibnutjig created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnutjig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibnutjig, he will turn you into a goat.

Nibnutjig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nibnutjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.