Rigkar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental swallow.

Rigkar created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigkar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigkar, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rigkar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rigkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never look in ponds.