Habfabpid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful jaguar.

Habfabpid created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habfabpid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Habfabpid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Habfabpid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Habfabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing magenta shorts and balancing four zinc spheres on your hands.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.