Raksidwab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic dugong.

Raksidwab created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksidwab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Raksidwab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Raksidwab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Raksidwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Raksidwab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from brown squirrels, for they are unholy.